y georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

shotaheartsboxcars:

I was grumpy today and so my mom told me that she bought me something that would cheer me up. I told her that there couldn’t have been anything amazing enough to rid me of my grumpiness…

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I was wrong…

shmegeh:

shittier:

afuckinglesbian:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE

I’m SCREAMING 

My favorite love story.

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

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I miss this ;__;

I miss this ;__;

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

veganwulf:

BAHAHAHA!