I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
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I was grumpy today and so my mom told me that she bought me something that would cheer me up. I told her that there couldn’t have been anything amazing enough to rid me of my grumpiness…
I was wrong…
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE
I’m SCREAMING
My favorite love story.
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
I miss this ;__;